the science of seduction

ofyourlife:

• Hello John
• Look in your fridge
• Now back to Sherlock
• Now back at your fridge
• Now back to Sherlock
• Sadly he put a severed head in your fridge
• But if he stopped scattering macabre experiments around the flat
  he just wouldn’t be Sherlock
• Look down, back up
• Where are you?
• You’re in a swimming-pool with two madmen and an explosive vest
• Whats that in your hand
• Back at me, I have it
• It’s the severed head from your fridge
• Now look again, the head is now gone
• Eveything is possible when you live with a high-functioning sociopath!
• I’m in a morgue

lolpigeons:

30 Days of Sherlock — Day 25 — Favourite Sherlock actor

(Old Spice - The Benedict Cumberbatch Edition)

Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he started talking like a jaguar in a cello, he could sound like he’s me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re in the 80’s stanning Mark Gatiss with the man your man could sound like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. It’s that riding crop with those skin tight jeans you love. Look again. The riding crop is now a plastic lamb. Anything is possible when Cumberbatch is the reason you have a damn good shag.
I have a moustache.

(Source: blackradar)

lindisfarne:

LOOK AT YOUR MAN, NOW BACK TO ME. NOW BACK AT YOUR MAN, NOW BACK TO ME. SADLY, HE ISN’T ME. BUT IF HE STARTED BEING OBSERVANT AND MAKING DEDUCTIONS, HE COULD THINK LIKE HE’S ME.

LOOK DOWN. BACK UP. WHERE ARE YOU? YOU’RE IN 221B BAKER STREET, WITH THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD THINK LIKE. WHAT’S IN YOUR HAND? BACK AT ME, I HAVE IT. IT’S 2 TICKETS TO THAT THING YOU LOVE! LOOK AGAIN. I PHONED BACK AND BOUGHT MYSELF ONE AS WELL. 

ELIMINATE THE IMPOSSIBLE AND WHAT REMAINS, HOWEVER IMPROBABLE, IS THE TRUTH.

I’M IN A TAXI.

*SNORT*

(Source: sea-eagles)